I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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