Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
it glows. i had to have it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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