i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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