Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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