when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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