But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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