Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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