At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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