Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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