i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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