guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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