Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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