that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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