Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just want to make out with him forever
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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