I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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