Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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