we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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