glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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