We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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