the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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