How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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