why do cheetos always look like penises
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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