Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish I only lived at night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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