I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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