you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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