Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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