I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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