Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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