Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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