I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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