You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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