I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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