We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
