okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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