her vagine was all disorganized.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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