They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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