one two three fourrrrnication!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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