ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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