just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
