I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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