I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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