Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
