New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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