My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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