1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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