its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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