How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Randomize
