420 ftw
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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