I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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