If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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