The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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