On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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