I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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