He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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