D3 body, D1 cock
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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