at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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