Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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