I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My ATM looks so different sober.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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