There is no way he is gay with that hair.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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